What is a mummy's favorite music? Wrap music
What is Kung-Fu Panda's favorite food? Po-tato
Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!
Why did the nose NOT want to go to school? He was tired of getting "picked" on!
How do you get straight "A's"? Use a ruler!
When do astronauts eat? Launch-time!
How does the barber but the moon's hair? E-clipse it!
What do librarians fish with? Bookworms!
Why didn't the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees!
I love to laugh! It makes you feel good and is actually good for your health! Do you have a favorite joke? Keep it clean please (no bad words). Type it below and share with everyone!
Love you all!
Mrs. Y
